What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 04:50
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
No way
share office space ...
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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